Noted.

That's counted, and you didn't have to fill in a thing.

Tap any others that are true in your house. Most people are at least three.

• The dog eats first.Even when the food is late.
• The armchair is the dog's now.I paid for it. I don't sit in it.
• Step over the dog.Never move the dog. We all go around.
• You can't say the word before eight.You know the word.
• The bed has a side that isn't mine.Hasn't been for years.
• The back seat belongs to the dog.Passengers are a scheduling problem.

Tap as many as apply — nobody is only one of these.

That's my house